New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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