Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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