So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
The air taste purple.
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