your room smells of hookers.
And success
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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