By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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