I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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