am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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