I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
