white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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