He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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