oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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