I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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