sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Randomize
