Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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