jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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