Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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