the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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