No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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