yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
