i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
please don't ironically join a cult
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