I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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