She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
NoShamevember. You game?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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