Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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