Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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