How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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