Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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