I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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