I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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