I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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