i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
