no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Did we literally take a cab across the street
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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