She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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