Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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