You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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