oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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