She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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