I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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