In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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