she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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