But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im six kinds of drunk right now
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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