So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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