Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
You ruined the universe
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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