i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Randomize
