I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
