Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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