I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Randomize
