return my video game
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
