yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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