I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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