do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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