It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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