he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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