I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He keeps bees of course he's weird
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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