Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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