just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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