Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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