Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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